A fish finger under the fridge

article-0-174140EA000005DC-487_634x489_copyThere has been a fish finger poking out from under my fridge for roughly a week. Every time I walk into the kitchen I see it, like a little mouse poking its head out of a hole in the skirting board looking for cheese. Every time I walk into the kitchen it serves as a stark reminder of how utterly shattered, and therefore un-house proud I have become.

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